Sunday, March 27, 2011

I'm hiding from mom


I hope I'm safe !!! I'm hiding from mom.
She scared the crap out of me !!! She is hunting my butt !

Why ?
I don't know !
I just know... 20 min. ago...


I just finished my business in the litter tray and came to sit in the same room with mommy. She suddenly smelled something strong and violent !  " I smell poop ! " mommy said and then she turned her face and saw me sat on the floor so she asked " Puddy are you just done your poop ? " I didn't reply. Well,  Nothing have to be announce. I have the right to remain silence.

Mom couldn't get over it. She came close to me and lifted my tail " EWWWW !!! Puddy you have Poop Bum ! Don't you want to clean it ? It's stink "

Again, I remain silence.I just want to do my own time, I still feel so sore. It was a big results. I need some rest a little bit before I do a big clean. Mom can't read my mind and she can't wait as well, she got up and grab this.." A damp CHUX Super wipes ! "


She wiped ! wiped ! wiped my butt so serious, I can feel she might removed my butt fur as well so I ran away. Mom was not satisfy " Puddy !!! I'm not done with you yet ? "

I don't care ! I have to hide ! This is too dangerous for my butt. I have to find the place to hide ! But It have to be the place I never hide before so she couldn't find me !...but where ?

I ran to the bedroom and look around quickly. Finally, I found it !....Under bedroom cabinet !


I hope I safe here !

OMC ! I can hear the footsteps is coming !!!


" Puddy ! I'm coming !!!! I know where you RRRRRR "
Mom drags her voice like a horror movie !


OMC !!! I'm so scared !!!
I hope she can't see me !

54 comments:

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

We thinks she found you.

(Arty Mouse speaking) Mommy just dumps me in a bubble bath when that happens to me.

Katnip Lounge said...

Sheesh.
After such a BIG JOB a Cat needs to rest...ha ha ha!
Johnson has stinky butt a lot, Daddy holds him in the grip of death while Mommy attacks his behind with a wet wash cloth, and everybody gags from the stench. It's not pretty.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, Mr. Puddy, we feel for you. Did she find you?

Kea said...

Puddy, you know, our mom is not able to smell at all, so you would be safe in our house, she'd never know! :-D

-Fuzzy Tales

Old Kitty said...

Mr Puddy!!!! You need to keep very still and quiet!!! Me and Charlie hope mum won't see where you are hiding!!! Poor Mr Puddy!!! We hope your bum is ok now!!! :-)

Take care
x

Poppy Q said...

Oh noes, I hate it when that happens.

GreatGranny said...

I made a big stink by not covering it. I hope your butt is feeling OK now after such a cleaning. She must have found you,Mr. Puddy.
Kassey

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh Mr Puddy, we know just how you feel! It's outrageous, it really is.

Marg said...

Oh Mr. Puddy, we are so sorry you are having problems with the back part of your body. That is so embarrassing. She just needs to leave you alone and you would have taken care of it. Nice try in the hiding department. Take care.

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

I know just how you feel. Sometimes we cats get it on our fur. When it happens to me they usualy put me in the bath and rinse it off. Its not good at all. I hope you were hidden enough to be not found but I think your mum may have found you.. Hugs GJ

Hope dads leg is doing ok..

Brian's Home Blog said...

Be very, very, very quiet Mr. Puddy!

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Oh Poor Puddy! You want to come and hide here with us?

Fr. Tom Fish said...

Puddy, watch your tail!!! She can see it and then you're sunk!

Tom

The Monkeys said...

Next time you have that problem, just rub your butt on the carpet like I do! Your Mom will worry too much about the carpet and forget your butt!

Samson

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That happens to me sometimes too Mr. Puddy. If I have been eating long grass, a bit of my poop follows me like an extra tail.
Eric

Mariodacat said...

Oh Puddy -what a bad day you have had. I think you are safe for now, but get ready to run FAST if she comes near you.

Angel MoMo and Charlotte said...

My sympathy, Puddy! Somehow I think you were spotted. Fluffy tails always give us away.

Hope your butt is still there when your mom finishes with you :)

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

OMG PUDDY I AM DYING LAUGHING!!! OMG!! This is soooooooooo funny!!!!
I am sorry to laugh at your misfortune with your Mommy but you told this story in such a funny way!
Your expression in the last picture is purrfect! I laughed out loud reading this and my husband was wondering what I am laughing at!
Seriously Puddy you MUST do a better job cleaning your butt or your Mom is gonna hunt you down BIG TIME!!
Better tuck that tail in....I think she might have seen you anyway but tuck it in just in case!
Sooo happy to see you here today Puddy! Love you!

Vicki said...

MOL!!!! That is awful but I have a feeling Vicki would do something like this to me too!!!!!!
You have to find better hiding spots - Under doonas is a good one!!!

Sparkle said...

Mr. Puddy, I think your escape was futile. But look at it this way - at least you did not have to clean it up yourself.

The Island Cats said...

Oh Puddy! That is so embarrassing!! We hope she donesn't find you!!

BeadedTail said...

We hope your mom doesn't find you Mr. Puddy! Maybe if you go hide under the covers on her pillow she won't notice!

lupie said...

We think you need to find a new hiding place!!!!!

Servants have this knack for knowing our whereabouts ...

The Very Best Cats said...

Mr Puddy...run...hide. Don't let her treat you like that!! Oh, the indignity of it all. Mom tries to clean Motor's butt too, but he is too fast.

kelley said...

Dearest Puddy I am laughing so hard I can't stand it...you have such a way of describing the torture you mom and dad put you through...good thing you love them...

Unknown said...

Be very careful Puddy...at our house, poopy bums can mean (gasp!) a bath!!!!!
kisses Nellie

Gigi said...

Oh dear Cod, Nooooooooooooooo! A kitty must be allowed to clean himself in his own time. I almost never have poopy butt, but once in awhile she comes right after me with WET paper twoels!!! As if!!!! I hope she did not catch you!!!

=^..^= said...

Oh, Puddy... I totally share your pain! My Mom gets THAT way with my behind too!

~Slash

giorno26 ¸¸.•*¨*•. said...

Ehy Puddy,
è giunta l'ora di mettere il pannolino ???????
Anche la mia mamma, quando stò male, mi pulisce il sedere !!!!!!
Baci Igor :)
( e ammma )

Ps: ti ha poi trovato ?

The Chair Speaks said...

Thank you for sending lots of purrs to Cinders. She's now eating and hope she'll recover.

We love 'Monkeys' comment about rubbing it in the carpet! LOL!

Anyway if we get into the same situation, we would get a bath!

Catio Tales said...

Oh Mr Puddy, this is traumatic for you. No wonder you hide!!!! Poor Puddy-bum. My technique (because sometimes with my fluffy hocks a few things get trapped) is violent. Äiti does not manage to do things with a cloth but instead I get my bottom soaked in a sink. This is grotesque. When it happens I ensure that I dig my claws into her shoulders and all over her back so it really really hurts and she gives up. Bottom cleaning by humans is such an indignity. Be strong thought Puddy, and save the next batch for the floor.

Catio Tales said...

By the way Puddy, we send purrs for your Dad's knee and his health. We know you are keeping him warm and well :)

ellie said...

Hope u stayed well hidden! This embarrassing problem has occurred with us kitties on occasion!!

Jack, Persephone, Tenzing and Lancelot said...

Poor Mr Puddy! My Ebil-Arch-Nemesis-Lady-Person-Kitten-Cuddler tries to do that to my butt too sometimes! Sh'e EBIL!!! I'm a sooperhero-cat! I can clean my OWN butt! When I'm ready to!!!

~Tenzing (The Red Meniss!)

PS. Hee hee hee! My Word verification is "undie"!

Raymond and Busby said...

Poor Mr Puddy. We're lucky we have pretty short bum fur so nothing sticks...yet.

Admiral Hestorb said...

Puddy! What a predicament! CHUX too! MY COD! What an embarrassment and also, your butt furs would be standing at all angles.
pee ess what did you EAT!? A juicy lunch time birdie?

xoxox

Hannah and Lucy said...

Mr Puddy how embarrassing - the iindignity of having your bottom wiped. I, Hannah, do sympathise with you cos sometimes I get a piece stuck in my furry knickerbockers and mum follows me round trying to rugby tackle me to hold me down so she can snip round the poopie with the scissors - still it could be worse thank goodness I'm not a little boy cat!!
luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Daisy said...

I am glad you are hiding, because that IS much, much, much too dangerous for your butt!

Bengal Duo ~ Zulu and Deene said...

OMC we'd be hidings too!

The Florida Furkids said...

We know the humiliation and hurt of butt cleaning. With all that floof, it's going to happen sometimes. Even our woofies have that problem sometimes.

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Unknown said...

Puddy you needs ta have your momma clean up your hiney 'cause if you don't you will be sorry 'cause you will get all red an' sore an' that will make you sads.

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

You can be glad that your mom only wiped your butt !
When that happens to me my mom put me in the shower and coils of my butt :(
That´s even moore horrifying !!!
Don´t you think ???

Jacqueline said...

Oh, Puddy, we feel for you; sometimes it sticks to butt furs and our Mommy chases us with a wipe too=we HATE it and always let her know...Mom did chuckle over your hiding spot though; we have SOOO much in common=we do the same thing (hide in plain sight!), but hope you weren't found, sweetie!...We are purring and praying for your Daddy to feel better soon...Have a fun day, handsome boy...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Wendy said...

Mr. Puddy, we know hot undifnifying it can be for a cat to be treated like a human baby with poopie diapers, . Why can't our mommies just accept that everyone poops and they don't smell so good either, when they're done using THEIR litter box, hmmmmpf! We would have probably ran and hid like you. We know we wouldn't mind how you smelled.
Miss Bella and Sele

Stacy Hurt said...

Mr. Puddy; what happened to your suit of armor? If you had the Siamese wicker fighting suit you would be ok from such er...incursions!

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Anonymous said...

Oh poor you, hope your rear end is on the mend soon x

Frank's Corner said...

Mr. Puddy, my boy, I have been there and DONE that! It is the hazard of long beautiful butt fur. The Lady has chased me down and one time had to cut fur to get me cleaned up. I hope your troubles are over and future poops are more cooperative.

Angel Simba said...

When it happens to me they trap me in the bathroom, one holds, the other wipes and sometimes they even use the hand held shower. It is terrifying! I hope you and Mom got it sorted out.

Glad your Dad's mri was ok. Knees often take quite a lot of time to get better. Maybe your Dad can get some exercises to strengthen his muscles round his knee. Another thing that has helped my Dad is special Dr Scholls shoe inserts for knee pain. Good luck to the Dad!

looloo said...

Hello, Mr Puddy,

I am afraid I fell in love with you!

These eyes, in the picture before the last one, you could beat Robert de Niro, it is worth a role in "Screaming"! :-)

Love,
looloo

(angel) Grrreta and Fam said...

That's a good hiding place, but I have a feeling she isn't going to give up until she finishes cleaning your bum. Good luck!

Ann Dziemianowicz said...

Mr. Puddy, it does sound like a horror movie! Hopefully your Mom also likes musicals and comedies, maybe tomorrow will be better!

Tamago said...

Hahahahaha, I could not stop laughing!! Of course you need time to let the sore go away. You mom just have to wait! Oh it is a very good horror movie :-)

Princess Jasmine said...

I hope you manage to stay hidden from the damp cloth!! xx

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Mr Puddy
Mom has cleaned my butt more times than this kitty can count. I have a bit of problem in that area and sometimes I need a little extra cleaning.

I NEVER like it though.

purrin
xoxox

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