Tuesday, June 21, 2011

6.9 Kg.

What the heck ? Really ?

I asked so many friends in FB and Twitter,
They said 6.9 kg. is not Fat !!!!

( Mommy Whisper " Please notice Puddy's bum" )

I'm just furry ball ! A Victim of Evil Scale !
The evil scale must put the spell on my pawrents.
That's why they want to put the tag " On Diet, Do Not Feed"
back on my collar !

Deal with the evil is really hard, you know ?

COD ! ... Please help me !!!
Please make mom can't find that tag forever...and ever !
( Mom doesn't remember where she kept the tag )

I'm a good boy ( two back paws crossed, no one can see )
I just want to keep my human neighbours happy !

They offered me some food, I can't just say no, you know ?
It's not wise  a good manner as one mancat should do.

Just think about it, I have to lick my lip.

Yeah ! What is today menu from my human neighbours ?

Wooaw !!!
Food Smell is in the air !
I must go now !


Danielle said...

Of course you are not fat, Mr. Puddy. You are a big boned mancat.

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh, that scale is totally evil. It's framing you. Your 'rents should NOT listen to its lies.

Bryan said...

That evil scale is lying. Besides food offerings to the gods must be accepted, so the human slaves won't worry about the wrath of Ceiling Cat.

Mark's Mews said...

If Mommy finds the tag an puts it on you, we are sure ya can hide it when visiting the neighbors. We agree it is not right ta refuse food from friends.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Nooooo! She can't find that tag and let you starve when you have such nice neighbors willing to feed you. You'll waste away to nothing.

By the way, are the neighbors feeding you healthy food?

The Kewl~Kitty~Krew said...

We think you look mewvelus~!!!

Carolyn said...

What's 6.9 in old money? Sounds positively skinny to me!! It's your fur Mr P, you got to take than into consideration!

Katnip Lounge said...

You look purrfect to us! You and Maui are the same size, and Maui is juuuuust right. Anyway, crouching makes all kitties bums look big!

Plus, it's rude to not clean your plate, over and over and over.

Kjelle Bus said...

Me too think you look just PURRfect in the size you are.
I hope your mom NEVER find that tag !!!
NO I didn´t have any chicks in my Harem :(
You are not aloud to mingle with anybody on Catshows , because of risk of infections :(
Otherwise my Harem had been full ;-)

Mariodacat said...

he he- it'x so miserable to be on a diet. Ask me - I know. Tell you what pal, you sneak me some food, and I'll do the same for you.

Cecil and Chloe said...

Tell you pawrents...Dis iz a NO DIET Zone!!

'Sides, you no fat, you fluffy! Youse maybes Vewtically chawllenged!

Anywho...dey must noose dat most of deem dietews fail aftew loose da weights..gwain it all backs plwus mowe!

Eric and Flynn said...

You are not fat Mr. Puddy. I am 8.8 kg, but I used to be 10.5 kg until mum starved me.

Photo Cache said...

Oh Puddy, our mama hates the scale. She does not want to see one in the house :=) Good for us.

Emma and Buster

Old Kitty said...

Mr Puddy!! You are purrfectly proportioned in every way!!! Me and Charlie are going to start a petition to demand a second opinion and a better more accurate weighing scales for you - one that says "Hot, Sizzling Hot, Hubba-hubba!"! :-)

Take care

OKcats said...

Mr. Puddy, it's only good manners to eat food when it's offered - you're right! And thank you for your kind words on our blog. Our mom isn't depressed right now, but she is just tired of people who constantly complain (unless they're just joking or being funny). She used OUR BLOG to vent her frustrations - can you believe that!!? But she has done just what you were talking about with hiding posts from whiny people!

We love you and your Mom!!

Daisy said...

Puddy, whenever you are offered food, you must accept! It would be rude of you to refuse!

Sparkle said...

Mr. Puddy, you are just adding variety to your diet!

P.S. Your blog is hilarious! I am sure you will be a finalist for Funniest Blog... and maybe even win it!

Furkidsmom said...

Mr Puddy we know you are just doing your civic duty!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Pee ess - we love your pics!

Brian said...

I don't know, but it doesn't sound fat to me either Mr. Puddy, chow down!

Tamago said...

6.9kg? You don't look fat at all! Very fluffy, but you are not fat :-)
It must be a mistake or a plot by evil scale!!

Kay L. Davies said...

Hi Mr. Puddy
I used to have a big-boned man-cat and he was the same weight as you. I also had a small-boned girl-cat and she was 11kg, so THAT was fat.
But you really don't want to get any heavier, it isn't good for you. Just ask Lindy. She is on a SERIOUS DIET right now. I can't even tell you how much she weighs because she swore me to secrecy. (It's a girl thing.)
— K

Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

Keisha said...

Awww, u is fine teh way u is. :)

ABBY said...

Mr Puddy
We think your are purrfect and that you are a little fluffy.


m.q said...

we think the scale is wrong!!!

much love;
BoBo Salem & ChaCha

BeadedTail said...

We don't know what 6.9 kg is in pounds but we do know that you are purrfect! It's very nice of the neighbors to feed you too!

Repositório said...

Puddy! You´re so perfect!! Don´t worry about this!

Admiral Hestorb said...

Puddy you are handsome and perfection!!! Don't loose weight, handsome boy!!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

Puddy you aren't fat at ALL!!!! Did your Mom remember to deduct your luxurious furs from the weight? You have sooo much fur, that has to be making you weigh more!
I agree with the others who said you are a big boned kitty too!!!
I also agree that it would just be rude to say no when someone offers you something so delicious to eat! You are a polite kitty!
I also love the beautiful red leaf in the photo with you!

Au and Target said...

Pooh you are a lightweight, Puddy. You are clearly the victim of an evil practical joke.

Athena said...

You look purrfect to me, Mr. Puddy!

Cathy Keisha said...

You're not fat and I wouldn't care if you were cos you're so easy on the eyes. MeWow! Let's go out for dinner.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

What is WRONG with your People Puddy? You are not fat! You are a fine figure of a muscular Mancat!!! If those nice neighbors want to give you a treat, well, it would be impolite not to accept!

Cory said...

Puddy, you are NOT fat...Nigel said so. He weighs more than you!

Prancer Pie said...

1. The scale is evil.
2. Photos add weight.
3. You can't really be rude to the neighbors by turning away their
food offerings.

Pee Ess - Have a good day anyway.

Whisppy said...

I'm just 5.8kg and Mummy says I am fat! I think something is wrong with the scale too. We Mancats are big boned and MUSCULAR. Not FAT. The nerve!

Love, Cosmo

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Mr Puddy,
My Mama is going to write a letter to your mom and petition that you be allowed to please your neighbours. Anyway, 6.9 is really nothing. Let's deduct about 1.5 for your fur, 1.0 for poo still in stomach, another 1.0 for unreleased fart, that leaves you with just 4.4kg. You're actually skinny, mate! Anyway, in Tonga, being large is accepted as a symbol of prosperity and nobody wants to marry a skinny bloke. How about that? purrr...meow!

LP said...

Mr.Puddy, we'll let you in on our motto..." Get it (food) while you can, 'cause it may not be there tomorrow!!" This motto is particularly important when considering neighbour's hand outs.They may stop feeding you..or your humans might talk them out of feeding you.Ergo."Get it while you can !!"
the critters in The Cottage
P.S.You aren't fat.You are a "burning hunk of love".(Mitalee said that ...).

Princess Jasmine said...

Mr Puddy, you look perfect to us. I guess its not a bad idea to keep an eye that midrif. Mummy says all scales are evil and you have to sort of lean on the wall a bit until you reach the numbers you like ;)xx

Anonymous said...

He Mr Puddy

We gave you an award!
Go to our blog to pick it up.

xoxo Lars and James

Angie, Catladyland said...

You and Saffy must have the same scale!

Huffle Mawson said...

I already mentioned you are not fat but I thought I'd say it again in case your parents don't read your twitter feed!

Marg said...

6.9 is a skinny little cat. We think you should be allowed to enjoy the neighbors cafe's. Maybe Mom won't find that tag. Too cute Mr. Puddy. We just love coming here. Hope you have a great food day, Puddy.

The Monkeys said...

6.9 is not bad, Mr. Puddy! I am 8.0 kilos and the vet is freaking out! You're better off to keep your weight down so your Mom and vet don't get crazy like mine!


Hannah and Lucy said...

You are so kind to do the food tasting for your neighbours Mr Puddy - we bet they appreciate your selfless attention to the texture and taste of their food.
If you were any thinner we just wouldn't see you in your photos.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Well we fink yoo are PURRfect! We love yoo just the way yoo are! Now what are yoo having at yoor neighbour's today? :drool:

Cat with a Garden said...

Oh Mr. Puddy, you are quite the mancat! Mom just took us to the vet and they said I'm too fat too. I weigh 5,5 kg and my little sisfur Chilli only 3,4 kg. It's all floof I say!!!
Siena Snowfox

Kwee Cats said...

Mr. Puddy, we thinks you bees the BEST. Mancats are supposed to be big and strong... And you do has to do the good manners, yes. You just can't go arounds hurting humans' feelings. You are just being a very caring cat. Those scales are made to weigh heavy like that. We know 'cos we hear our Mumsy say that about them every time she gets on them :-)

The Very Best Cats said...

Mr. Puddy, we think you look good just the way you are! Our evil Mom is putting us on a "DIET" too. Now we only get treats once in a while. We stand with you Mr. Puddy. Us big boned boys need to stick together.

Junior and Orion said...

We just don't get where it is okay for humans to tell us we need to lose weight, when so many of them need to as well. Do you see any human running around with a tag saying "on diet, don't feed"? So, what makes them think it is okay to do this to us? We will be purring for her to not find the tag Mr. Puddy!

ellie said...

U look lovely as u r Mr Puddy! Any extra weight will be useful for the colder winter days!:)

The Island Cats said...

Puddy...you're not fat...you're just big boned!! Why can your mom see that??

one of Fae's humans said...

oh Puddy, food is so yummy and it's so kind of your neighbors to offer you the yumminess. but you know, there is a time when too much yumminess becomes a bad thing. you want to be a healthy mancat, right? and live FOREVER??

then maybe it'd be good if your mom found that tag. :(

Anzu said...

Hi ! Mr.Puddy.=ΦwΦ=
You have natural beauty of regal splendor.

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

You don't look fat at all. It is all floof!

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