Sunday, January 15, 2012

After I got out of jail !


Friends,

Some of you are already know. After I got out of Jail ( Cattery ).
I looked so cleaned !

My socks look like White Bleach
and I smell like Human Perfume !


And as you guys know, I lose so much weight.
Totally skinny , Feel so weak and No energy !


I walk like " Hello Kitty Doll "
Seriously, It's impossible I can catch the intruders in my yard ?


This is Stress !
This is Pressure !!
This is Force !!!

and I have to work hard on it !

Start with
All Day Long Eating !


Get rid off perfume smell
 ( see below picture )


Practice Fighting with Mom


AND NOW !
I  GAIN  IT  ALL  BACK  IN  2  DAYS !!!


Friends,

It's the time for me to back to do the patrol
It's the time for me to re-claim my kingdom !

I'm strong !
I can feel Power !!!
I walk with full confidence to the back door.

and then...



Is this a kind of Joke ?
Why mom shut the door ?
Crap !

60 comments:

Art and Sew Forth said...

Ha! You are a determined kitty. You are a smart kitty. You'll find a way!

Old Kitty said...

Oh Mr Puddy!! It's so good to have you back!! Yay for yelling at that door! Bad door!! LOL!

Awwww but more yay that you've gained your weight back!! Enjoy playing with mum and enjoy your treats!

Take care
x

Fuzzy Tales said...

LOL! We think a clever cat like you can figure out a way, too.

How come it's so easy to gain weight and so hard to lose it, for most of us? :-)

BTW, Derry was just under 5 kgs when he was weight at the v-e-t the other week, so even 6 kg sounds like a good size to us!

Kjelle Bus said...

That is some achievement to put all the weight right back on in just 2 days !
Way to go Mr Puddy :)
I hope your mom let you out later today !
While you are waiting you can play with the toy´s I sent to you :)

Julia Williams said...

Oh Puddy, it's so good to have you back home again. That is amazing that all it took was two days of eating to gain all your weight back. Then again, I gain weight just LOOKING at fudz so I guess it's not so hard to fathom. I hope you got that door open to reclaim your kingdom.

Katnip Lounge said...

Puddy, we think there may be a GIANT poop in your future...how can you gain so much weight in TWO days!?!
Johnny wants to know how you got your knee-socks so white, and Salem wants to know WHOSE perfume you had on!

Eric and Flynn said...

We are glad you are back to your fighting fit weight Mr Puddy.
You need to do machine paw and your mum will get fed up and open it for you.

cattywumpus said...

Katnip Lounge is right - big poop in your future! Wow, two days to gain all that weight! Just like our mom over Christmas - all she had to do was LOOK at food and she gained weight! Your socks were impressively white.
We are sure you'll get out to reclaim your kingdom soon. Smudge is waiting!

Carolyn said...

Hehehehe! Such a relief to have you back old buddy. Even Austin desires a mancat hug!!!!!

You'll be punching above your weight again soon. I know it :)))

Pernille said...

So nice to see you Mr.Puddy. I think you will feel much better now as you have come home.
And you will be baqck in business as usual.
Remember to eat, drink, rest and play:-)
Luv from Pernille in Norway XXX

Sparkle said...

Mr. Puddy, you weigh more kgs than I do lbs! And what is it with the shut door - how are you going to make your rounds???

GreatGranny said...

Mr. Puddy, we're really glad to see you looking good and getting your weight back.
xoxo Kassey

The Cat From Hell said...

Keep yelling Mr Puddy! It works for me!
Kisses
Nellie

Repositório said...

Mr Puddy!
I love you... and I´m laughing so much!

Baby (Lisa Lisa and the Cat Jam) said...

Sweet Puddy, you gots to force the door open. Or trick your beans into opening it. Do they have some mistaken, misguided idea that they can control you?

Lucy the Cat said...

Hi Puds! I love how you got the perfume scent off spider-web style! I think you look great and I'm glad you got your weight back.

Purrs,
Lucy

Lucy the Cat said...

One more thing: Yes, he does purrs (snores) and he does them loudly!

Mary Matthews said...

Welcome home Master of the Universe, Mr. Puddy!

FURKIDSMOM said...

We're so happy to hear that you're feeling (and smelling) more like yourself!!!

The Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

Puddy! We knew you would be back to your ol' self real soon...but not this fast!! Good going!!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Oh Puddy! I am so happy you are well and strong again. But your Mommy has GOT to let you outta there so you can go check out Mr. Smudge!

Marg said...

Oh Puddy, that is such good news that you are ready to go again. Ready to go outside and take on the world. Good boy. They need to open t that door for ya. Glad you are getting back to the ole Puddy. Take care.

Prancer Pie said...

Puddy, we are so happy you are feeling better. Best to listen to Mom right now, though. Thanks so much for sending us purrs yesterday. xoxo

Cathy Keisha said...

You sure Smudge didn't lock you IN so HE could rule the neighborhood. Gasp!

Raymond and Busby said...

Maybe your Mom likes those white sox?

The Chair Speaks said...

Wah, Puddy, you are one serious eating machine!

meowmeowmans said...

Great job, Puddy! You sure did a terrific job of getting back in shape for your patrol. But to then be foiled by a closed door? Not fair!

Mariodacat said...

Oh Poor Mr. Puddy! Your oomans treat you so terrible. he he You poor baby - M says you should come live with us and you'd never get outside. ha ha

Chloe and Cecil said...

Great news, now tell your mom to open da door! We need to see pictures of you patrolling da gardens!

Clooney said...

Welcome back Puddy and Mom! Wow, Puddy your feets are very white! We are so happy you checked out all good at the VET and have gotten your strength back and are ready to report on your neighbourhood again. Rock on Puddy!

Punapippuri said...

Welcome back toi the Real Mr Puddy, King Kitty Cat of Some Street (Melbourne). We are pleased to make your reacquaintance!

Princess Jasmine said...

We are glad you have put your weight back on and are feeling more like yourself. Give yourself a few days off Patrol Duty and make sure you have got all your strength back and a bit more. Then you can go see Smudge and check out all the tweety birds :)xx

Cheyenne -Millie said...

I certainly feel sorry for you! I hate the stinky perfume! Gross! We hope you got to go out! I nevers get to go out!

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

We are so glad you are feeling back to your cheeky self. We love you Puddy! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Mr Puddy,
You forgot to say "open sesame" to get that door do your bidding. Try it now. puurrrr....meow!

We love LUNA said...

Puddy dear Prince,
I think after all stress you deserve delicious treats and a peaceful nap!
Then you can ask mammy to go out to enjoy the flowers in your garden, what a cool idea!
purrs
Luna

kelley said...

Puddy you are some good eater to put back the weight so fast...maybe if you poot poot poot all over the house Mom will let you out...the neighbors must be missing you too...

Laila and Minchie said...

Thank Cod you are back to your old self again, Puddy! We were very worried for you.

Kitty Foster Mom said...

lol oh Mr. Puddy, you always crack me up. ;)

Ginger Jasper said...

Wow all back in two days that is fast work.. Glad you are back in top condition and will soon be entertaining us with your antics.. Hugs GJ xx

-d ma said...

Look out world!

Daisy said...

Puddy, I think you need many, many, many delicious treats so you can regain your strength!

BeadedTail said...

We're glad you're back Mr. Puddy! We hope you get out in your yard again soon though!

m.q said...

way to go Mr Puddy
you're one smart kitty, you recover fast!! cool....you're my idol!!!

love
Kochie the baby
Meow Meow Family

Oui Oui said...

Look out Smudge, here he comes! Mr. Puddy, that was an awful lot of eating! Did they trim your furs too while you were away?

Oui Oui said...

Look out Smudge, here he comes! Mr. Puddy, that was an awful lot of eating! Did they trim your furs too while you were away?

Sweet Purrfections said...

We're glad to hear that you're back to your "old" self again.

Au and Target said...

You yell till you get your own way Mr Puddy! We support you...

Fisher and Staff said...

Welcome back, Mr. Puddy. Go get'em!

The Kitties of Purring Pines said...

We're so happy you're better! Very impurressive work regaining your weight! We know you will find a way out! You must get back to your kingdom! XOXO

Hannah and Lucy said...

Have you tried throwing yourself at the door Mr Puddy - your Mom might think you will break it down and will open for you!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

ellie said...

Glad you are back to your normal happy and fun loving self! More yum yums are always good :)

Whisppy said...

We're so glad you are home and gained back the lost weight!

Keisha said...

O hai, I hope u eat snacks and take naps to feel betterer. :)

Luxington said...

Uh oh! Why is the door in the way of your freedom?! It's okay, we like your bleach white clean paws :-)

Boo-Bah AKA Iris said...

Way to go Mr. Puddy!! You reclaim your kingdom! I think you should have a Kings crown!

We are so glad you put your weight back on!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

All that preparation work for nothing? Oh, no!

Brenda @ It's A Beautiful Life said...

We SO glad to hear you are back in fine furry form...... happy happy!

Admiral Hestorb said...

Mr Puddy! Large and in CHARGE!!!
Mommy said I could use my angel sisfurs blog till mine is ready.

xoxoxo Katie

Cindy F. Adkins said...

Mr. Puddy, so glad you gained back weight!! Hang in there. I'm sure Mom will let you outside soon!
Purrs,
Buster, Rudy, Sam and Cindy

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