Monday, September 21, 2015

Scale

We all kitties know well " Scale is a bad curse ! "

Do not get on top of the scale, It's a Bad Bad Luck !
Once you put your paws on to it, we kitties could end up with starving....Cruelest intentions of Meowkind !

But sometime, me didn't have a choice ! ... like this....


Daddy tricked me by offering a hug then I got the hook up.
Then we got up on top of the scale.

The procedure of evil measurement

Human's weight + My weight = ???

and then

??? - My weight = WTF


" He have to lose weight. Puddy is 9. 3 kg. !!!! ( 20.503 lbs. ) " Daddy said to mom
" And what is yours ? " Mom asked daddy
" I have a cloth on, so 110 kg. " Dad answered
" You both can do diet ! " Mom said


This time, I'm not do Alone...tee...heh..heh

xox

Puddy




49 comments:

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Ohhhh NO!!! Puddy my friend, why is it that the most handsome, most perfect mancats are getting put on to diets?? It is sooo unfair.

Teddy Westlife said...

Don't worry Puddy, you can just cross over Williamstown Road to my house and I will get mum to give you some tunas.

Megan said...

I don't think that there are many calories in prawns, Mr Puddy, so perhaps a solid diet of prawns is in your future.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Sasha said...

Lynettea says she loves your drawings. It seems most of us have to lose weight. This is a better way than trying to balance your pawsies on a slippery scale the way I had to do at the Vet. My weight was under, so I had to eat more.
Sasha

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

OMC, you BOTH were tricked!

Gattina said...

Poor Puddy diets are never good. Fortunately none of my cats would do diets, because if they don't get enough at home they go to the neighbors, as simple as that !
Long time I haven't been here and it looks as if you have a new blog !

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

You are right, Puddy. The scale is a terrible thing. But you wil suffer with your Daddy, right?

Purrs,
The Chans

Hannah and Lucy said...

Oh dear Puddy how can you be put on a d-i-e-t when your Mom must be able to see how slender you are so we will send you a food parcel.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Austin Towers said...

Oh Mr Poot!! This is terrible!! Poor you AND daddy!! I think mommy fooled you both!! I feel your pain buddy xoxoxox

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Not a diet! At least you and your Dad are in it together this time. Maybe he can help you sneak a snack or two... or three....

Flynn said...

Oh no, the two men on a diet!!!
That is how my mum weighs me, but she weighs me to make sure I am not losing weight too fast. She wishes I would eat more and get heavier!

The Kitties of Purring Pines said...

Oh dear, Puddy! At least you're not alone! Maybe you and your daddy can cheat together too!

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL Mr. Puddy too funny Dad's trick to weigh you backfired on him.
Love the cartoon drawings
Hugs madi your bfff

Marg said...

That is what Dad gets for tricking you Puddy. Sorry you both have to go on a diet. That sure isn't any fun. You all have a great day.

The Meezers or Billy said...

We is all on a diet too. UGH

The Island Cats said...

Well, it is easier to diet when you have someone to do it with, Puddy. Good luck!

kelley said...

Oh No Puddy...not again! we all need to diet at my house too...it means we have to run around and play more...maybe Daddy will do that with you...extra weight not good for our hearts...could shorten our lives so we better listen to Mom...love you!

The Florida Furkids said...

Oh no....not the evil DIET!!!

The Florida Furkids

D Ma said...

it's good to have someone to suffer with.

Brian said...

Well, at least Dad is right there with you and maybe you can sneak some treats!

Laila and Minchie said...

Oh no! There will be less of you to hug, Mr. Puddy! But in the long run, it will be healthier for you and your dad. Good luck to you both!

Eastside Cats said...

Mr. Puddy, if it's better for your health, then it's a good thing!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Say it isn't so Mr Puddy!

Tamago said...

Oh no, I'm sorry you were tricked to the scale! But at least your mom may be joining you :-) Good luck to you both!

Pretinha said...

Vocês estão encrencados de verdade! hehehe
Coragem querido Puddy.

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Mr. Puddy, it was good to see you visit us again! You know Merlin used to weigh as much as you but now he's rail thin. Go slow and enjoy.

BeadedTail said...

MOL! Next time Daddy might not get on that scale so you'll be safe!

Caren Gittleman said...

Ha!! Daddy weighs me the same way!!!
But...my Daddy is small and skinny.......it makes Mom mad.
She and I are the fat ones and Dakota is a little chubby too!
Love, Cody
catchatwithcarenandcody

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Aww. Mr. Puddy, you have been cruelly tricked.. But you are in good company!

Brenda @ Its A Beautiful Life said...

Well, Mr. P, we are sorry about the diet part. But you did make us laugh while you told us how things turned out. Rats that your dad has to diet with you now too.

Maybe you could hide the scale somewhere where they'd never find it??

Purry Hugs...
Brenda
xox

The Church Cat Family said...

They say if you have to diet, do it with a pal.
Good luck, Puddy..we're on diets here, too, and it's a pain in the neck!!

Chopin, Tinker, Anastasia and Bridgie (the skinny one)

dezizworld.com said...

Oh Puddy dat's not wight, just not wight at all. Fur shame. Weez'll share wiff ya' so yous not stawrve. Udderwise yous might waste away to nuffin'. Dat D word is considered bg time cursin' at our house, so fankfully nopawdy/kitty ever has to endure such. Sendin' purrs.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

Rebecca lee Dutill said...

Hahahahah!
Poor Puddy...poor daddy....

Kendy P said...

you are a big boy! more of you to love for sure!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Same weight as my Sammy- more of you to love :)

Fireblossom said...

Puddy, did you turn the tables on your daddy?

Annie Bear said...

LOL! Puddy, that served your daddy right!

Jacqueline said...

We know there must be something wrong with that scale, handsome boy because you are purrfect, Puddy!!...We love you, sweetie...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat

Cara n Crew said...

Happy belated Gotcha Day, Mr Puddy! somehow this diet thing just doesn't seem right. purrs,

pip, smidgen, minnie, hollie

Cathy Keisha said...

another diet? Oh no. I like you the way you are cos there’s a lot to love.

Mariodacat said...

Buddy I really feel for you. I was on a diet for 2 years that meant li starved. Now they think I should be on something called maintenance! It still means I am I starving. Not fair I say.

Ann Boyajian said...

Yes, we think PRAWNS would be the purrfect diet for you! We hate to think of you on a diet - the thought of a 20 pound Puddy made our mom squee. At least you and your dad can suffer [through a diet] together.

Gracie=^o.o^= said...

Throw those scales away. You are fine just the way you are. Stay healthy but don't let the scales be mean to you.

Thanks for stopping by yesterday to help me celebrate my Gotcha Day. It was so nice seeing you. Hope you had a good time at the party.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

9.3 Kg?! Puddy, you weigh more than 2 of us combined!

Katie Isabella said...

Puddy, I am a substantial LadyCat. I am 13 pounds and 13 ounces! Wanna date me?

Katie Isabella said...

And believe me, you are handsome HANDSOME handsome.

Deb Barnes said...

We love our your formula equals "WTF"!!! Hilarious! Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey gang

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, Puddy, that was mean to make your dad share your d-i-e-t. teehee.

meowmeowmans said...

BWAHAHA! We loved the "WTF" part, Mr. Puddy.

Sorry you have to go on a diet, but at least Daddy will keep you company this time! :)

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