Thursday, October 27, 2011

Horror Thursday


Yep ! Today is not about me, not about kitties !
but SNAIL !!!!!


Look at Snail ! so sloooooow !!!  ( more than my mom..tee..heh )


And we have lots of lots of him in my front yard and backyard.
Mom put the pallet to kill them ( the one which is safe for kitties )
But they never die all !
They keep come back like a zombie !

For this Halloween Season, I have some horror snail's story for you.


A few day ago. Mom and Dad left the house in the morning. Before dad dropped mom at work, Mom smelled something horrible !

She asked daddy " What's that smell ? Did you just fart ? "

Daddy denied " Not me ! " ( In general, he will laugh and accept it )

Mom didn't care much about it because she have to get off the car and go to work.

Hour later dad rang mom. He finally found out what the horror smell came from ?


One snail was so silly, he climb up to my dad's car engine and I guess he fall asleep there. Dad drove off and the engine start to warm up and then it's getting hot like a stove. So Mr. snail was burned there like the burning rubber ! That's why it was so stink.


Finally Daddy have to take him out off his engine.
And I guess he never come back in my garden ever again !

Friends, I hope you enjoy my story
Comfort Hugs to you
xoxo

55 comments:

Julia Williams said...

MOL Mr. Puddy,that poor crispy snail!! Mmmmm...escargot? :-) I enjoyed your snail tail immensely!

Boo-Bah AKA Iris said...

And to think Mr. Puddy, some humans eat them! We think that's very yucky!

Sparkle said...

My human has eaten snails - not the garden type - and says they are tasty! The ones that hang out in the yard look nasty to me!

Kitcaboodles said...

You are a great narrator Mr Puddy :)

Sookie has a thing for snail shells at the moment, she keeps finding empty shells in the garden and brings them into the house so she can bop them down the hallways!! =^..^=

Cathy Keisha said...

Escargot! What a delicacy Mr Puddy. I bet you can catch a bunch of them if you want to.

Brian said...

I thought maybe it was delivering snail mail!

Marg said...

That is one slow snail. We are sorry that one got fried. RIP snail. I really don't think they look good to eat. Good one Puddy. Love the pictures

Kjelle Bus said...

I don´t now how to say Uääääh in english , but I think snails are really disgusting creatures !
But I feel sorry for that grilled one on your dad´s engine !!

Layla ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

A horror story just in time for Halloween! At least you didn't eat it.

Mariodacat said...

Ewwwww! Icky! Happy Halloween. I so glad we don't has snails like dat here.

Old Kitty said...

Gorgeous Mr Puddy!! Me and Charlie think dad is very clever blaming the funny smell on the burnt snail! LOL!!!

Take care
x

Pandafur said...

Mr Puddy that snailz duzn't sownd vurry nice to stink up yer car! Smelly ole thing, you shud come here, Rammy did catches a mowsie an bring it in da howse. It wuz way moar fun than snailz.

Daisy said...

I have a snail friend, but I have not seen him for a long, long time. He might be deaded.

Admiral Hestorb said...

Oh PUDDY! That must have smelled horrible! I'm glad you were brave and able to tell us about it.

Cat said...

Snails eat my hostas :-(

ABBY said...

*ick*
Fried snail....
We are glad you are not interested in eating the snail Puddy.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Kay L. Davies said...

Not very beautiful are they? Except for their shells, which are amazing.

Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie’s Guide to Adventurous Travel

Repositório said...

Arghhhhhh! Pudy, I don´t like this!

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

Did you eat the snail?

Stacy Hurt said...

EEEwwwwww, crispy escargot! Did you gets to eated it? We hopes so.

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Anzu said...

Charming Snail. I admire his slow life covered with green. However I deny a lots of snail zombie strongly.(*〇o〇*)ゞ

m.q said...

poor Mr Snail
he pick up a wrong place to snooze...

BoBo Salem
Meow Meow Family

BeadedTail said...

That's too bad the snail got cooked on your dad's engine. It must have taken it days to climb all the way up there with as slow as it is. We don't have snails but we have slugs and they are icky.

Cara n Crew said...

Mr Puddy, you really creeped out our mom! as a kid, somehow she got smashed snail shell and guts on her leg and ever since, snails give her the willies! mol! who knew baked snail could smell so bad? :D

Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Can U believe the Humans put butter and garlic on them and EAT them?

Actually, that sounds pretty tasty. Hold the garlic.

We liked how the snail in your movie was all decorated, -- or should I say pre-garnished, MOL!

Nicole said...

Those macro photos are amazing! Great job. What type of camera do you use?

Brenda @ It's A Beautiful Life said...

Great photos.. even if snails are not my favorite of creatures to encounter in a garden.

And Mr. Puddy.. you are a great story teller. We'll be watching for more!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Eeeuuwww!!! BBQ snail? Even Jamie Oliver hasn't tried that. Know what Mr Puddy, I've never met a snail in my whole life. Honest. purrr...meow!

Sweet Purrfections said...

Cool story, even if snails are yucky!

Truffle

FURKIDSMOM said...

Ewwwwwwww!


The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Oui Oui said...

Eww, ewww, and ewww! Snails are just plain nasty, slimy and icky. (although its a little fascinating to see them and their antennae move)

Prancer Pie said...

Escargot! Or maybe it was Is-car-go? Hahameow! Great close-ups of the snails.

Pee Ess - My in-laws put small dishes of beer out in the garden to control their snail population.

Princess Jasmine said...

Mummy thinks your pawrents should definitely get some garlic and cook the snails for their dinner slurp! Gross, and they think kitty food is stinky and yeuky!!!!! Pah. Or, you could make a "slug pub" and all the snails will come and get drunk. Or..........my hooman brother said you could sprinkle salt on them and then they bubble up!!!! He says that is definitely a "boy thing" to do ;)

Whisppy said...

Oh MY GOODNESS! That was just so funny (but not to Mr Snail, I guess). Let's hope THAT Mr Snail doesn't come back or it WOULD be a zombie!

CaroSCAT said...

Oooh! A real horror story! Crispy snail goes nicely with chips I hear.

We got plenty of snails, but even more slugs!! Yuk They eat the garden bit by bit *cue music from Jaws* :)

Luna und Luzie said...

Oaaaah, thats bad....poor snail!!!
We enjoyed much these amazing close-up photos !!!!
The video looks fun with the tiny flower on the snail.

Unfortunately we have a lot of them in our front and backyard too.

Punapippuri said...

Are you trying to be French and cook snails, Monsieur Le Puddy ?

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

ewwwwwwwwwww I am sorry but I don't like that snail!

LP said...

That's a sad snail tale! :p
The snail pics are beautiful though :)


the critters in The Cottage xo

-d ma said...

i do not like snails. i hear that they make a tasty h'orderves though.

Hannah and Lucy said...

We have just reprimanded Mum she didn't comment for us yesterday on this post - Sigh - you may rest assured we are going to tell her off and whap her legs.
No wonder your Dad's car had a nasty smell with him roasting a snail on his engine!!
Have a great weekend.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Madi and Mom said...

OH MY CATS Puddy you are the bravest kitty that is one scary snail up close.
Happy Friday,
madi

Photo Cache said...

omc, what rotten smell it must have been.

you are not afraid of snails, are you mr puddy?

Emma and Buster

Melody said...

LOL! Mr. Puddy you so silly!

Glad you found the stinky though.

We love you,
Jude,Poo,Babybella,Piper & Marley

Glogirly and Katie said...

WOW...that is something, Puddy!!! Glogirly says that close up photo and video of the snail are surprisingly elegant. She thinks the snail looks like he's wearing a flower in his hair. Yeah, she's crazy. Everyone knows that snails don't have hair.
xo
Katie

Father Tom said...

Puddy, I always love your stories and your mom's amazing photographs. Nature magazines are going to be knocking on her door.

Hugs,
Tom
xoxo

Mr. Hendrix said...

That is a terrible, creepy, stinky story. I'll bet that snail won't come back as a zombie snail. I'll tell you what will be terrifying, when some movie director comes along and makes snails fast. Like running fast and not slow so one can run away...

Cheyenne -Millie said...

Oh Yuck! That was such a silly silly snail! Now he is roast snail... in snail heaven!!

Forever Foster said...

Eeeeeww! We sure hope that snail doesn't turn into a zombie and come back!

Deb Barnes - Zee and Zoey said...

Hmmpff... darn slow and annoying snails. We have them in our garden too - they might be slow, but they can sure eat plant leaves fast! We find that salt works, but human mom does not like to kill things, so she has to have her man do that...

Even though we don't like snails, we are sorry one got burned up..

Jacqueline said...

Those are some big snails!...We adore all your handsome photos, Puddy=WOOOHOOOOOO!!...Have a fun Halloween weekend, lovely friend...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

You are such a handsome brave mancat to go up against this terrible looking beast! What the heck is going on outside? I too had an intruder at my place. I could have used your help there too.

ros@dimaggio63 said...

Buonasera Puddy,
grazie per la tua vista nel blog di mamma.
La foto è di giovedì 20 ottobre 2011.
5 giorni prima dell'operazione alla lingua.
La mia mamma mi ha portato dal veterinario per un semplice controllo perchè avevo il fiato veramente puzzolente, e invece la dottoressa visitandomi mi ha trovato sulla lingua un tumore grande quanto un limone !!!
Mi hanno operato martedì 25 e l'operazione è andata molto bene, così sono potuto ritornare a casa mercoledì sera.
La dottoressa non credeva che potessi sopravvivere... ed ora che tutto è OK dice che sono stato miracolato !
Sulla lingua ho 5 punti, un taglio a destra e un taglio a sinistra.
Mi sono subito ripreso... ora posso finalmente respirare bene, mangiare e bere tutta l'acqua che voglio... ed il mio fiato non puzza più !
La mia mamma ha pianto tanto...
Ora siamo tutti felici in casa... però per 10 giorni dovrò prendere 2pasticche al giorno... ed attendere il risultato dell'esame del tumore che mi hanno asportato... la mia mamma spera che sia di origine benigna...
Per ora ti saluto... sono stato tanto contento di conoscerti Puddy !!!
Tanti baci da Igor :))

Tamago said...

Oh, gosh, Mr. Puddy. Your snail story is a horror!! But I guess even zombie snails can't survive in the car engine...

I hope you'll have fun Halloween!!

GreatGranny said...

EEEwwwoo, roasted snail must smell worse than skunk. Mr. Puddy, this is a horror tale.
xoxo Kassey

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