Scale

We all kitties know well " Scale is a bad curse ! "

Do not get on top of the scale, It's a Bad Bad Luck !

Once you put your paws on to it, we kitties could end up with starving....Cruelest intentions of Meowkind !

But sometime, me didn't have a choice ! ... like this....

Daddy tricked me by offering a hug then I got the hook up.

Then we got up on top of the scale.

The procedure of evil measurement

Human's weight + My weight = ???

and then

??? - My weight = WTF

" He have to lose weight. Puddy is 9. 3 kg. !!!! ( 20.503 lbs. ) " Daddy said to mom

" And what is yours ? " Mom asked daddy

" I have a cloth on, so 110 kg. " Dad answered

" You both can do diet ! " Mom said

This time, I'm not do Alone...tee...heh..heh

xox

Puddy

Invisible Food !

What is like when you come home and see...

" Invisible Food " during the day ?

Mom said I can lick the bowl

Very funny mom. Now I look like a Stick !

( Suddenly fall down to the floor to proof my point )

See !!!

And Look ! ( see below )

What a good old day I used to have

And Now ! ( see below )

Mom, I'm hungry !!!!

Friends, I just wonder how you guys lose weight ?

How much do you weigh?

And How much your human feed you to keep you in a good shape ?

PS : I only have this special food for my urinary problem, I don't like wet food and I'm not allowed to have treats. But mom give me a snack ( a little prawn once a week )

It's Monday and Mom's holiday is over !

" Mom, Are you really have to go to work ? " I ask

" Yes, Puddy " Mom answers

" Mom, Don't you want to stay home with me ? " 

" I love to, but I have to go, Puddy "

" Mom, How about you left food in da bowl for me outside ? and I will be alright. " I suggest

" Puddy, Remember ? The doctor said you have to DIET ! "

" Mom, Don't you know he was kidding !!! "

" Puddy, you just eat your breakfast ! You will be alright and I will see you in the evening ! I love you "

I know it !  No point to ask mom !

I'm quiet ! Very quiet ... and think and THINK !

" I love you ? " Mom keep saying

" Yes, Mommy !...I love you too ! 

Have a good day and I see you when you get home. "

" Good Boy : ) "

Boy like me have to have Plan B, Plan C and Plan M

and then everything will be.. Just fine ; )

tee..heh...heh

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My Pee Test Results

Friends !

First of all, Thanks so much for your purrs and paws crossed ! It means so much to me and my family.Your comments is alerted to my mom to make an appointment with my VET. first thing in the morning.

But Holy Mother ! mommy was cried so much when the nurse told her.

" Bring him now ! He may not make it till 5 pm. !!! "

Dad left work right away. Mom was not suppose to come because daddy told her she was at work and she don't have a car but she couldn't stand it so she left work too. Daddy didn't let mom go to see the VET with us because she was cracked up crying.

The doctor ran my urine test ( I pee in the bath tube last night ), and here the results

I have crystal in my urine and higher pH than 6.5 (normal ) is so acid.

It made me don't drink ! and that's why I can't pee...much

The doctor gave me one injection which it was purrfect for me cause I hate pills !

and The best part... I got lots of food back home...tee..heh

Food will put my pH back to normal

and an injection will make me thirsty and here I am...Drinking !!!

Mom and daddy was so happy I'm fine, and will be back to normal so soon.

And again, Thanks so much Furry Friends !

xoxox

Puddy

PS : I will try my best to get back to you all. Mom is pretty busy and tired. We may be late but we are getting there ; )

HardCore Diet : Day 1

Yep ! I been put on Diet since my weight hit 7.1 Kg. ( 15.62 Lbs. )

Dad said I have to do " HardCore Diet " !

How's hard ?

I have to down to 6 Kg. ( 13.2 Lbs. )

That's his aim and of course, It's Not my aim at all !!!!

Now, Let's see what my pawrents did to me in Diet Day 1

1. They don't let me out !

( To protect me from feeding by human neighbours )

2. No more fill up the bowl during the day !

All I can do ...is .. Staring Hard to my empty bowl, It might do a trick !

3. But They gave me an offer " All you can eat ! "

Anything which is Not Food !

And the whole day, I've been trying to prove....

I'm Not Really Fat !

It's not Fun at all !

But at the end of the day, Achieve weight lose 0.1 kg.

Now I'm 7 kg. ( 15.4 lbs. )

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